We all have that one friend

We all have that one friend:
1. Who thinks everything you wear is awesome even if you're in sweat pants and bathroom slippers
2. Who thinks you're a nut job 'hata kama ni fashion, orange na blue?' Or 'ati hii skirt imeanzia wapi na inaishia wapi?' (in reference to a high-low/dip hem) Arrrrrgh!
3. That one friend who let's you walk around looking like a clown until you're saved by your frenemy, who by hating say on your smudged eyeliner saves your life and when you ask that one friend they'll always say a) I didn't notice or b) I didn't know how to tell you. Mhhhhhh. Thank God for frenemies.
4. That one friend who borrows this and that, and this and that but the day you need that one thing from her she'll be like 'haki I can't give you that, anything else is fine.' Okaaay then give me that instead, 'woi!  Kwanza that one was a gift, I can't give you' o_O
5. That one friend  who buys clothes all the time but you wonder why they rewind those three outfits, the same exact way, unless its a wedding (I'll give her some credit)
6. That one friend who has all the money in the world but the help dresses better than her. Oops!
7. That one friend who buys clothes that won't fit, even after pointing out that its small, or extra large. Hey, people have different body perceptions
8. That one friend who thinks you are beneath her, she's always talking about how you need an upgrade, a man and a Makeover (yes I did say a man) and she wonders why you always avoid her.
9. That one friend who needs to TONE IT DOWN!!! She gives ratchet a new meaning. Every things got to jingle and gleam and shine, or everything's got to match *gag reflex*
10. That one friend who can even make rags look awesome. And has a great personality, you can't hate her so you're always oogling, she gives you awesome tips and encourages you to bring out your own style and own it. Too bad if you don't have this one friend. :-p
What one friend do you have?